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Wet Dream and Morning Wood

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A Wet Dream and Morning Wood the same day, why not? Michigan loses the National Championship game, The Tigers season is finally underway, and some Masters talk.


Beer of the Week: Odd Side Ales Morning Wood Stout

WTF Facts of The Week:

  • Before last year, 1983 was the last time both the Pistons and the Red Wings missed the playoffs
  • In the 1980’s, A&W tried to compete with the McDonald’s ¼ pounder with a ⅓ pounder sold at the same price. The product failed because people thought ¼ pounder was bigger.
  • Music has been known to improve relationships. It can strengthen a couple’s bond and relieve tension.
  • In 1978, a college student making minimum wage could pay for 4 years of college with no debt
  • In 2017, Pornhub displayed a message that it shared the video you were watching on your social media as a April Fool’s joke.
  • Flat Earthers!

 

Weekly Rundown!

Affluenza Teen Freed After Two Years In Jail For Violating His Probation
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/02/us/ethan-couch-affluenza-jail.amp.html

Ex-MSU Players Will Not Get Jail Time For Sexual Assult
https://deadspin.com/ex-msu-football-players-wont-get-jail-time-in-sexual-as-1824996227/amp?__twitter_impression=true

List Of Banned Phrases At The Masters
https://971theticket.radio.com/articles/list-banned-phrases-masters-photo

 

Jack Nicklaus Grandson Gets A Hole In One At The Masters Par 3 Contest
https://www.google.com/amp/www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/23031731/tom-watson-wins-par-3-contest-gt-nicklaus-grandson-jack-nicklaus-hole-one-augusta-national%3fplatform=amp

 

Tony Finau Hole In One Celebration Ruined By His Left Ankle
https://deadspin.com/tony-finau-fucked-up-his-ankle-while-celebrating-a-hole-1824994415/amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

Sergio Takes A 13…A Fucking 13 on the Par-5 15th
https://deadspin.com/sergio-garcia-does-that-thing-from-the-golf-movie-hits-1825028637/amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

Gordie Howe’s Name Will Be Removed From The Stanley Cup
https://971theticket.radio.com/articles/gordie-howes-name-be-removed-stanley-cup

 

Miller’s Bar Named One Of America’s 31 Best Buggers
http://amp.wxyz.com/2545041287/this-metro-detroit-burger-spot-named-one-of-the-best-in-the-country.html?__twitter_impression=true

 

Justin Verlander’s WS Ring Dwarfs His Wife’s Engagement Rock
https://articles.mlive.com/sports/2018/04/astros_world_series_rings_dwar.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

What Did John Kruk Do During Rain Delays
https://deadspin.com/john-kruk-hints-at-the-gross-thing-he-did-as-a-player-d-1824991557/amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

Herm Edwards Is Shaking It Up In Arizona State Spring Practices
https://deadspin.com/what-the-hell-is-herm-edwards-talking-about-1825000533/amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

Guy Fails To Catch Foul Ball, Neighbors Beers Suffers The Consequences
https://deadspin.com/guy-fails-to-catch-foul-ball-neighboring-beer-suffers-1825004172/amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

Central Michigan Soccer Player Saves Drowning Squirrel, Credits The Office
https://deadspin.com/cmu-soccer-player-rescues-drowning-squirrel-revives-it-1824993254/amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

36 Year Old Account Stops 14 Shots As Blackhawks Emergency Goalie
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/30/nhl-stunner-a-36-year-old-accountant-whos-never-played-pro-stars-in-blackhawks-win/

 

S & S Burning Question Of The Week

  • Frank Tanana in 1977 threw 14 complete games in a row and when asked about how many pitches he threw, “100 and whatever, keep your candy asses in the bullpen”…Are starting pitchers babied too much in 2018???

 

Tiger Talk!

  • Three games postponed in the first week of baseball…Rich and Scuba have a solution with the help of Jimmy
  • Torii Hunter will be honored with the 2018 Willie Horton African American Legacy Award during Negro League Weekend June 8-10

 

National Championship Game Recap!

  • Michigan loses to Villanova 79-62 in the National Championship game
  • Defense played pretty decent
  • Donte DeVincenzo 31 points off of the bench..Jalen Brunson pretty much non-existent

 

The Headlines!

 

A Florida Man Uses Vacuum To Decapitate His Victim
https://amp.clickorlando.com/news/man-uses-vaccuum-cleaner-to-decapitate-kissimmee-murder-victim-deputies-say?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

 

A Florida Man Calls 911 To Help Him Find Drake and Lil Wayne
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Find-Drake-Find-Lil-Wayne-Florida-Man-to-911-Dispatchers-478412073.html?amp=y&__twitter_impression=true

 

A Florida Man Steals Cable Truck To Go To Denny’s, Internet Outage Affects Thousands
https://amp.floridatoday.com/amp/424932002?__twitter_impression=true

 

Drunk Wedding Guest Jumps Out Of Window And Into a Crocodile Pool
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/drunk-wedding-guest-jumps-out-12303000

 

Man That Was Banned From Hotel Because Of A Suitcase Full Of Sausages Returns After 17 Years
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-banned-hotel-due-suitcase-12296363

 

Women’s Told To Remove Back Windshield Message By Police
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mums-fury-after-police-officer-12281937

 

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